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Hi, 你们好吗？
Flora今天给大家带来了三首可爱的小诗
或许能让你会心一笑
能写出这些诗的人
一定拥有有趣的灵魂吧
有时候我在想
当你觉得生活太无聊
何不找个能逗你笑的人相伴呢
你身边有没有这样一个人呢
3 Cute & Funny Poems
「 三首俏皮的小诗 」
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/ 诗歌摘录自外网，翻译&朗读 | Flora /
Missing
失物
I've hunted near, I've hunted far
我左找找，我右找找
I even looked inside my car
我着急上火把车里找
I've lost my glasses, I'm in need
眼镜丢了是真要命
To have them now so I can read
没了眼镜我看不清
I loudly swear and I curse
骂骂咧咧我气难平
Did I leave them in my purse
难道忘在了钱包里
Are they behind the sofa, under the bed
抬沙发，钻床底，眼镜眼镜你在哪里
Oh there they are - on my head!
额滴个乖乖隆地咚，原来挂在自个头顶
Life of A Cupcake
纸杯蛋糕的一生
They put me in the oven to bake
我被放进烤箱里烘
Me, a deprived and miserable cake
我是一只可怜虫
Feeling the heat, I started to bubble
火力渐猛，我身体渐肿
Watching the others, I knew I was in trouble
看看四周，我大难临头
They opened the door and I started my life
烤箱打开，我准备出炉
Frosting me with a silver knife
她用银制刀具给我抹上糖霜
Decorating me with candy jewels
她用五彩糖豆把我装饰美丽
The rest of my batch looked like fools
没出炉的伙伴们准备就绪
Lifting me up, she took off my wrapper
她将我举起，把外衣脱去
Feeling the breeze, I wanted to slap her
想扇她一嘴巴，那难闻的口气
Opening her mouth with shiny teeth inside
她血盆大口已开，那牙齿亮得出奇
This was the day this cupcake died
挥别此生，我一声叹息
减肥
有效果
躺在地上我就是校车
于是我下定了减肥的决心
举重的痛苦我也承受不起
你看，马儿减掉了四十公斤
注：诗歌原文摘录自外网
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